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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????

5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Promise me we are true friends, I am lamp you are light, I am Coke you are Sprite, I am Sawan you are badal, I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki, I am Tarzan you are Monkey

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum, Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum, Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

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1 Chota Munna
1 Chota Munna boht der se ro raha tha

Uski maa ne pocha
Melay bachay ko ta chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi tuch nhi
bash ait Nya conekshn caiye,tok shok ka.

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By: Nooman On: 2/27/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

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Larka pasnd he
Larki wale: Hmko larka pasnd he shadi kAb karni hy?

Larke wale: Abhi to ladka parh raha hy.

Larki wale: Hamari beti koi Bandariya hai jo kitabain phar daigi:-)

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By: Pieces On: 2/27/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

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Door se dekha to Orange tha
Door se dekha to Orange tha
Pas ja kr dekha to Orange tha
Chheel ke dekha to b Orange tha
Kha k dekha to b Orange tha

Wah bhai wah kya Orange tha.

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By: Pieces On: 2/27/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

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Admi ne anda fry kia
1 Aadmi ne Anda fry kia to woh jal gaya,
Murgi ne dekh lia.

Murgi ne us admi k zor se thapar mara or kaha.

Begherat khud ko dena pare to ehsaas ho.

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By: Rooman Qamar On: 2/27/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

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Tapaany k 7 tareekay
Logoon ko tapaany k 7 tareekay hoty hain:

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Ye pehla tha, Baaqi baad main.

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By: Rooman Qamar On: 2/27/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

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Thalaam!
Thalaam! Ye aita sms hai jo athay bhale intan to totla tel deta hai.

Ap lath totish tallo phil be aitey hi palo ge.
Tesa lada totla ban te.
Hanto mat.
Padal!

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By: Rooman Qamar On: 2/27/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

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Aapko Pata hai?
Aapko Pata hai?

11 + 4 Equals to 3
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Its Simple
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Dont Know Addition
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Q k
11 K 4 Ghante Baad 3 Bajte Hyn Na?

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By: Jasper On: 2/26/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

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Velantine day pr
Agr velantine day pr apko gulab ka phool na mile to muje call kar k le jaiye ga

Q k Q k Q k

log kehte hain k

"MAIN"

kisi Gulab se kam nahi...

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By: Rooman Qamar On: 2/25/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

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*GRP MSG*
*GRP MSG*

a#is *&@le$$

not/i/2nd#nd$lut&l$$8th@t

/i/@2ndpo$t&nb@l#?$%^

Uff mere sms k diwane log...!!

Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain..,..

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By: Pieces On: 2/25/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

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Kya bola molvi ko?
1 pthan ne molvi se kch pucha molvi ne 2 thapar laga diya 1 admi ne pthan se pucha tmne kya bola molvi ko?

Pthan:ma ne srf pucha k valentine day ki nmaz kab ho ge.

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By: Pieces On: 2/25/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

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CHUSKI DON says:

( Friday, February 27, 2009 )

hi.......v.nyce sms site i love it.........chuski here.....

areeba says:

( Thursday, February 26, 2009 )

hey i m areeba if any boys n gilrs want 2 friendship with me so plz contact me on this number 03452366417. i m waiting.

shaik says:

( Thursday, February 26, 2009 )

this is very good site i need my jockes there
if the jockes are in order one by one is good for us to read

~aMir Majeed~ says:

( Wednesday, February 25, 2009 )

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Thankx
~aMir Majeed~
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~aMir Mjaeed~ says:

( Tuesday, February 24, 2009 )

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

~aMir Majeed~ 0314-3150012

~aMir Mjaeed~ says:

( Tuesday, February 24, 2009 )

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

~aMir Majeed~
0314-3150012

Sajid hussain says:

( Tuesday, February 24, 2009 )

a man was fucking nurse she shouted its painful main ripli sali tu to roj mujhe wahan injection.deti hai jahan hol nahin hota main to wahan laga raha hoon jahan hole hai

muhammed ajmal says:

( Tuesday, February 24, 2009 )

the should be some better then these all and there should some machurity
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ANJUMAN says:

( Monday, February 23, 2009 )

I LOVE UR JOKES
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THEY ARE GR8
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SUPER FUNNY JOKES
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Major Rohail
&
Anti Misba category
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GoooD

GURIYA says:

( Monday, February 23, 2009 )

Bohat hi ache msgs hai ap k
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I am Guria from Pakistan
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Muje
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Major Rohail/Anti Misba category
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bohat achi laggi hy
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Ap sab ka shukriya